un-birthdays

"I mean, what is an un-birthday present?"

"A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course."

Alice considered a little.  "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.

You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty.  "How many days are there in a year?"

"Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.

"And how many birthdays have you?"

"One."

-- Lewis Carroll

Yesterday was my un-birthday.  Tomorrow again will be my un-birthday.  Today, however, is another matter.  I like celebrations and cake and such, so I think Humpty Dumpty is on to something...